I made a wiener cat...

... I really didn't intend on it. It just happened.

I've been crocheting amigurumi toys for a bit now, and I really enjoy it. I thought I'd make a kitty for my daughter. A peachy-pink, sweet little kitten for her to squeeze and love. I followed the pattern exactly as it was written, right down to the last stitch. I sewed on the arms, then the ears, and finally the tail. That was when I noticed something horrible. I'd created the yarn kitty equivalent to Ron Jeremy. Not only is it a wiener cat, it's a well endowed  wiener cat. And the peachy-pink color isn't helping the situation. Now I feel weird removing the offending tail. Seems cruel and unusual somehow. I'm at a loss.

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